من طرائف التقعر في الكلام

[egylawyer]

( كان لأحدهم ولد نحوي يتقعر في الكلام ،فأعتل ابوه علة أشرف منها على الموت . فاجتمع اليه اولاده و قالوا له ندعو لك أخانا فلاناً . فقال : لا ، إن جاءني قتلني . قالون : نحن نوصية الا يتكلم . فدعوه ، فلما دخل على ابيه قال: يا أبت قل لا اله الا الله تدخل الجنة و تفوز من النار .. يا أبت و الله ما شغلني عنك الا فلاناً فأنه دعاني بالامس فأهرس و أعدس و أستبدج و سكبج وطهبج و افرج و دحج و أبصل و أمضر و لوذج و افلوذج.. فصاح ابوه : غمضوني فقد سبق ابن ... ملك الموت الى قبض روحي ).

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(وقع نحوي في كنيف ، فجاء كناس ليخرجه .و صاح به الكناس ليعلم أهو حي أم ميت . فقال النحوي : اطلب لي حبلاً دقيقاً و شدني شداً وثيقاً و أجذبني جذباً رقيقاً . فقال له الكناس: أمرأتي طالق إن أخرجتك . ثم تركه و انصرف عنه ).

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