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The first brother answers, "That's easy, we'll catch him fast because he only has one eye!" The policeman says, "Well…uh… that's because the picture I showed is his side profile." (https://mail.google.com/mail/html/compose/static_files/goog_384744412)
Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he flashes the picture for 5 seconds at the second brother and asks him, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?" (https://mail.google.com/mail/html/compose/static_files/goog_384744412)
The second brother smiles and says, "Ha! He'd be too easy to catch because he only has one ear!" The policeman angrily responds, (https://mail.google.com/mail/html/compose/static_files/goog_384744412)"What's the matter with you two? Of course only one eye and one ear are showing because it's a picture of his side profile! Is that the best answer you can come up with?" (https://mail.google.com/mail/html/compose/static_files/goog_384744412)
Extremely frustrated at this point, he shows the picture to the third brother and in a very testy voice asks, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him? (https://mail.google.com/mail/html/compose/static_files/goog_384744412)
He quickly adds, "Think hard before giving me a stupid answer." The brother looks at the picture intently for a moment and says, "The suspect wears contact lenses." The policeman is surprised and speechless because he really (https://mail.google.com/mail/html/compose/static_files/goog_384744412)doesn't know himself if the suspect wears contacts or not. "Well, that's an interesting answer. Wait here for a few minutes while I check his file and I'll get back to you on that." He leaves the room and goes to his office, (https://mail.google.com/mail/html/compose/static_files/goog_384744412)checks the suspect's file in his computer, and comes back with a beaming smile on his face. (https://mail.google.com/mail/html/compose/static_files/goog_384744412)"Wow! I can't believe it. It's TRUE! The suspect does in fact wear contact lenses. Good work! How were you able to make such an astute observation?" (https://mail.google.com/mail/html/compose/static_files/goog_384744412)
"That's easy," the third brother replied. "He can't wear regular glasses because he only has one eye and one ear." (http://www.njoylife.org/)
To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first brother a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it. "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?" (https://mail.google.com/mail/html/compose/static_files/goog_384744412)
The first brother answers, "That's easy, we'll catch him fast because he only has one eye!" The policeman says, "Well…uh… that's because the picture I showed is his side profile." (https://mail.google.com/mail/html/compose/static_files/goog_384744412)
Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he flashes the picture for 5 seconds at the second brother and asks him, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?" (https://mail.google.com/mail/html/compose/static_files/goog_384744412)
The second brother smiles and says, "Ha! He'd be too easy to catch because he only has one ear!" The policeman angrily responds, (https://mail.google.com/mail/html/compose/static_files/goog_384744412)"What's the matter with you two? Of course only one eye and one ear are showing because it's a picture of his side profile! Is that the best answer you can come up with?" (https://mail.google.com/mail/html/compose/static_files/goog_384744412)
Extremely frustrated at this point, he shows the picture to the third brother and in a very testy voice asks, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him? (https://mail.google.com/mail/html/compose/static_files/goog_384744412)
He quickly adds, "Think hard before giving me a stupid answer." The brother looks at the picture intently for a moment and says, "The suspect wears contact lenses." The policeman is surprised and speechless because he really (https://mail.google.com/mail/html/compose/static_files/goog_384744412)doesn't know himself if the suspect wears contacts or not. "Well, that's an interesting answer. Wait here for a few minutes while I check his file and I'll get back to you on that." He leaves the room and goes to his office, (https://mail.google.com/mail/html/compose/static_files/goog_384744412)checks the suspect's file in his computer, and comes back with a beaming smile on his face. (https://mail.google.com/mail/html/compose/static_files/goog_384744412)"Wow! I can't believe it. It's TRUE! The suspect does in fact wear contact lenses. Good work! How were you able to make such an astute observation?" (https://mail.google.com/mail/html/compose/static_files/goog_384744412)
"That's easy," the third brother replied. "He can't wear regular glasses because he only has one eye and one ear." (http://www.njoylife.org/)